What would be something funny to say to finish this sentence !! 10 POINTS !!?

Question

driving like a _________

the best i can think of is:

driving like an angry soccer mom.

--->but i need sumthing better. mine is stupid.

go crazy go wild get creative folks!!

Answer 1

driving like a micheal jackson on crack. Haha i dont know.

Answer 2

driving like Gramma late for bingo!  

Answer 3

Drug runner with a hole in his trunk?

Answer 4

driving like the Chinese child gymnasts being followed by the International Olympics Committee.

Answer 5

driving like Henri Paul eluding the paparazzi.

lol not gonna work, coz not a lot of people knew Princess Dianna and Dodi Al Fayed's (allegedly drunk) driver when the accident/murder happened.

Answer 6

driving like an alligator with a santa claus hat on, top down, and fishing for ants.

Answer 7

a blind man

like Mr. Magoo (a cartoon character who is almost blind)

a policeman chasing an escaped convict

Answer 8

Driving like a crack addict whose hair is on fire.