What would be the dream ticket for John McCain?

Question

I say John McCain / d**k Cheney.

Since their policies, attitudes, tempers, and invade first and ask questions later foreign policies are identical, It would only make sense to have d**k on the ticket.. that would be the dream ticket, no?

Answer 1

HOW'S THIS ONE FOR ANSWER. HILLARY CLINTON!

Answer 2

John Kerry

Answer 3

i do not want to see any of them i'd like to start over

korkie

Answer 4

d**k Chaney as vice-president, Donald Rumsfeld as secretary of labor, and Carl Rove secretary of human services, Bill O'Rilley as press secretary, and Rush Limbaugh secretary of war.

Answer 5

My dream ticket would be a one-way ticket out of the USA.

Answer 6

Perhaps the installed "president" of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf would make a good VP for McCain?

I mean, they already went to all that trouble of having Benezir Bhutto assasinated in order to get him "elected"...

Then when McCain dies during his term, Musharraf can be the new Hitler.

Won't that be nice?

Answer 7

Considering McCain's age and Cheney's defiance of statistical odds with his heart problems, that'd just be asking for Nancy Pelosi to step up to the Presidency, and even the Democrats don't want that.

I still say Obama and McCain should nominate each other as Vice-President in some appeal to moderation gone horribly wrong.

Answer 8

Colin Powell

Answer 9

Colin Powell would be the dream ticket.  He's well respected by both parties and he might help McCain take a larger portion of the African American vote.

Of course I'm sure Rush Limbaugh is probably saying, "Me! Me! Me!"