What would be your response if someone ate your Big Mac saying, "Hey, I'm just sampling"?

Question

What would be your response if someone ate your Big Mac saying, "Hey, I'm just sampling"?

Answer 1

I'd lay the smacketh down on him. Cheeky so-and-so. Although I do have a slight temper problem.

Answer 2

I'd say," Wtf get your own!"

Answer 3

I'd make him/her pay for it.

Answer 4

Nothing ....just sample theirs when the time was right.

Answer 5

i'd say, "let me sample some of your money"

Answer 6

I'd hospitalize him.

Period.

That is an incredibly stupid commercial.

Answer 7

I do not eat at McDonalds, but if I DID, the guy who robbed me would be hotfooting it out for a replacement. That is just SO bad manners...

Answer 8

Based upon my last experience with a BigMac, I'd say, "Thanks for the favor!" (Salt l**k on a bun!)