What would happen if I crashed a car through transit headquarters then asked for a job as a city bus driver?

Question

would they hire me on the spot?

Answer 1

Only if you have your green card.

Answer 2

They'd probably be so impressed that they'd hire you on the spot, no application or anything!

Answer 3

one of them would scream in a strange posh voice "are you out of your mind old chap?"

Answer 4

Probably not,  if I was the boss up their I would hire you then tell you to step into my office and tell you your ****** fired.  My lawyer's will be contacting you on how your going to pay for the damages to my building.  And then you get it put on your work record no more driving jobs for you.  Let me know when you get your license after you earn it and then we'll talk.

Answer 5

No! you I don't think people in prison can drive a city bus.

Answer 6

h**l no why would they want to

Answer 7

Why would they hire a dead person.

Answer 8

Sure, Bush pretends to be president, and he got re elected

Answer 9

After your interview, don't forget to ask them to validate your parking stub.

Answer 10

I think so. They can see you are an incredibly safe driver [insert sarcasm here].

Answer 11

No.

Answer 12

They would say no.

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Answer 13

Oh yeah, they'd hire you, but you may have to work off the damages. Then you'd have to ask if you could take the bus home after work, each day, until you get your car fixed. Have fun at your new and promising career.

Answer 14

I seriously doubt you will continue to be a bus driver!

Answer 15

No

Answer 16

If you really want to know, why not try it...that is the only way to find out for yourself...why take our word for it.

Answer 17

You know the answer Jail straight up and no they would probably say unt un no job for him

Answer 18

No , but maybe a parking garage/ valet might hire you.

Answer 19

...after you were out on bail from the traffic offenses and after you paid your fines and restitution for the property damage and after you lost your license for endangerment of the public and after you paid your attorney, "then"...stop in and fill out your application...  well be glad to review it...   "next"...

Answer 20

No! They will put you back in the asylum from where you just escaped and asked this ingenious question!!