What would happen if I was a posturing steroid-pumped clown at a McDonald's and this happened?

Question

I order a 20-piece nugget and I get shorted a nugget and I get all mad and am all like at the counter after I counted them, "WHAT THE h**l IS THIS!??" WHERE'S MY MISSING NUGGET!? CAN'T YOU MCBASTARDS COUNT!??"

And then Ronald McDonald comes out asking me what the problem is and says "Wow, this is cool. You're a clown to? From one clown to another, what can we do to make you happy and make you next visit a SUPER one?"

"JUST THIS, you little puny clown McBastard!!" and I kick him in his McBalls with my big, red bopper shoe, give him a closeline, and take off one of his big red shoes, and shove it up his bum turning his happy face into a sad, weeping one, and then I give all the McEmployees and managers there bodyslams, swinging neckbreakers, and clothelines, and I take those 19 nuggets and shove them up my bum saying "It's good as toilet paper anyways!!!!" and I drive away in my little clown car feeling those greasy chicken nuggets up my bum.

What would happen?

Answer 1

mc- DUDE ?

Answer 2

Did you not get enough "Happy" with your Happy Meal today? LOL!

Answer 3

McBalls eh?

Answer 4

You would wake up.

Answer 5

You'd get drafted for the WWE.

Or put in an asylum.

Answer 6

Help is out there. Please seek it. LOL

Answer 7

you'd get arrested lol?

Guess you're bored haha.

Also why would you sit and count your nuggets lol

xo

Answer 8

i've read this question about 20 times already. why don't you just f*cking do it already

Answer 9

well....im the hot gladiador aleien babd frum statur so i know these kinds of sit u ations.

you would probly have 2 go 2 the hopital because u shouldn't have those many nuggets up ur bum. As the Docs and Nurses pull them out, they turn the to the local news to show the resent outbreak over 19 nuggets...they look at u and are in shock they then shuve the nuggets along with a bowling ball, a fish, and a 2 by 4 up ur bum because Ronald mcdonald was the doctors lover......so then they call the police and ur in jail 4 92 day contantly gettin mcnuggets and broom handels up ur bum.    :)