What would happen if Paris Hilton was elected president of the USA?

Question

What would happen if Paris Hilton was elected president of the USA?

Answer 1

Stupidity would have infected the USA and exponentially the USA would perish of brain inactivity.

Answer 2

Not much change. We would be trading one low IQ sybarite for another.

Answer 3

hopefully she would get fake b*****s

Answer 4

we'd be attacked in every way possible by all of our enemies at the same time

Answer 5

we would hear"Mommie help me" a lot

Answer 6

OMG.............we would all be her slaves to carry her shooping bags and feed Tinkerbell. And Brittany Spears would be vice president. lol

Answer 7

CRIMES TAX'S WOULD ALL GO SKY HIGH UP

OHH LOL THAT WAS ON THE SUITE  LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY EVEY ONE WHO HAVE TO BE SOME THING POUNDS LOL AT LEAST WEIGHT OBESITY WOULD GO DOWN LOL

Answer 8

*shudders*

Answer 9

weighing over 110lbs would be illegal.

And everyone must have a boy dog in a dress

barf

Answer 10

that is so funny..could she mess it up any more than it already is..that is hard to say..but atleast the last few presidents had at least  a clue as to what to do.. maybe we would be watching  a new movie.. real life in the white house...

Answer 11

Fine fashion

Answer 12

Do you honestly think that one of the parties would actually elect someone like her with no credentials who is only capable of repeating buzz words and catch phrases over and over?

Oh wait never mind YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!

Answer 13

ROTFL  We'd all have to go to rehab

Answer 14

Everything would be pink and not to mention frantic!!

Answer 15

we would all die cause she will spend all our tax money on shoes!!lol

Answer 16

presidet bush job rating will go to 99%

Answer 17

first of all whhy would someone elect her

second there would be drunk people all over the world and basicly we would all die!!

Answer 18

the next day we all would die.

Answer 19

We already have survived seven and a half years with someone just as stupid so the answer is:  We would get attacked by terrorists, invade the wrong country, lose the lives of 4000 plus soldiers, cripple and wound 50,000 more and grin stupidly at us while lying about it all.

Answer 20

HAHAHA. Your funny. That would be interesting though.

Answer 21

We would be pretty much the same. Around early 1800's when we started electing Paris Hilton examples.

Answer 22

Pigs would be flying and h**l would have frozen over..

Answer 23

thats hot

Answer 24

She would be giving the State of the Union speech from Rehab.

You could get a life sentence for wearing a synthetic fabric leisure suit.

She would be making porno tapes in the Lincoln Bedroom.

She would have the walls in the Oval Office squared up because it was making her dizzier...

The "red phone" would become the pink phone.

She would be "cutting lines" on the Kennedy desk.

She would eliminate the inheritance tax on estates worth over a billion dollars.

Hilton Hotels would achieve non-profit status and become tax exempt.

The national drinking age would be lowered to 12.