What would happen if a guy did this in church?

Question

Let's say you are in church today(today's sunday let's say) and a good looking 28yr old guy goes up there and sings his special music. But instead of singing a worship song he sings and plays The Proclaimers 500 miles. And then at the end of the song he proposes to his girlfriend.

What would happen if that happened? How would you react?

Here's the lyrics to the song:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/imgonnabe500mileslyrics.html

In case you haven't heard of the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4

Answer 1

I would scream "OMG!" and leap into his manly arms.

Baaaaahahaha!

p.s im not g*y lmao!!