What would happen if an alien got an American express card and started using it all over the galaxy?

Question

What would happen in the accounting dept?

Answer 1

Presumably nothing out of the ordinary.  For the card to be accepted on other planets, the seller would have to have some sort of existing agreement with American Express, so the charge would be processed as usual.

Depending on the alien's address, sending the bill might require considerably more postage than usual.

Answer 2

major meltdown. probably.

Answer 3

American express would find a way out of paying the bill

Answer 4

American Express is not accepted throughout the galaxy. Haven't you seen the commercials, you need a Visa card.

Answer 5

It might take several light years for the transactions to be travel through space, by which time the human race would have annihilated itself.

Answer 6

Well it is not accepted "everywhere" so he should also apply for a Visa especially if he wants to be "accepted everywhere he wants to be".

Answer 7

If the alien had faster than light travel, his account would be out of whack because his transactions and payments wouldn't reach accounting until years later.

Answer 8

theyd ask there mom for some money?

Answer 9

he will support mccain

Answer 10

the card wouldn't work to bye a UFO or anything aliens want so nothing would happen only lost card

Answer 11

last time i did that It caused chaotic reverberations were still feeling today

Answer 12

Gettibg an American express card= $100

Buying new space ship=$10,000

Getting busted by the glatic police+ priceless

For some things that money can't buy use mastercard.