What would happen if platypuses were born with machine guns on their backs?

Question

hhhhmmmm....these are the questions that haunt me

Answer 1

That's a stupid question!

It would be very bad but impossible because gun are made by humans so it might be like acid spit spitter or something like that but not a gun.

Answer 2

argh me thinks ya been watchin tooo much Austin Powers , Yeah  Baby,, Yeah.

Answer 3

the plural of platypus is actually platapus'. and they hatch from eggs.

Answer 4

They would no longer have to fear being hit by jetskiers.

Oh wait, that's Manatees I'm thinking of. Still......

Answer 5

They really wouldn't be "puses" would they? They would be platybadas ses.

Answer 6

We'd better all hope they are pacifists.

Answer 7

And if pigeons were equipped with bomb bay doors .