What would happen if... ?

Question

So I'm in the grocery store and saw some vegan veggie burgers, as if veggie wasn't enough, and couldn't help wondering what would happen if you fried them in lard? Would some hippie's brain explode somewhere? Would this cause a rip in the time space continuum? Would you really rack up some bad karma and come back as a slug in your next life?

So what do you think? Think about and have a little fun with it. 10 Pt. for the wackiest answer.

Answer 1

I think you would get fat.

Answer 2

yea and then you took them out of the lard, all dripping and greasy and chopped them up and mixed them with some pickled pigs feet, oxtail and cow tunge with a nice beef bullion, gravy sauce and poured the whole thing on top of a great big slab of Filet Mignon.

of course with as side of pure, whole cows milk....mmmm....wouldnt that be scandalous?

Answer 3

If you said a blessing before you eat, you'd probably enjoy it very much.

If I thought some vegan's brain would explode I'd eat a dozen of them a day because typically vegans are left wing liberal fruitcakes.

Answer 4

You would create a product that is universally disliked. The veggies wouldn.t touch it, and the carnivores prefer real burgers.

I tried heating instant coffee in the microwave once - I got stuck in a time loop untill I decided I didn't want hot coffee.