What would happen if the only thing I ate all week was cheese?

Question

Cheese for breakfast, Lunch and Dinner...With Cheese as snacks.

Answer 1

Your front teeth would elongate, tail would grow and environmental health will be on your case

Answer 2

You would be very constipated and feel very sick and lethargic.  Interesting Q though.

Answer 3

You'd get cheesed off!

Answer 4

You would have a really hard time taking a dump.

Answer 5

you would probably be constipated, and feel very sick

Answer 6

You would smell like a tramps big toe and probably die from all of the impacted fecal matter in your intestines.

Tuck in.

Answer 7

you would have to get a lot of air fresheners after breaking all that wind in the house.

Answer 8

LOL, you would have lots of fun in the bathroom!!

Answer 9

you'd go absolutely crackers!

Answer 10

try to eat it for a month.

Answer 11

most of the above mentioned horrors,  and it would up your cholesterol level to 25.9 or thereabouts on the richter scale, which would clog up your arteries and the resulting build up of blood pressure would cause you to explode with the equivelent force of a full broadside of 16 Trident missiles, which would be heard on Jupiter at 97 decibels.   Oh, and you'd  go all red and soft and soggy all be ever so slightly atomised over the wall and ceiling. so perhaps it might not be a real smart idea.

Would I tell you fibs?

Answer 12

you would be more stuffed then neil diamond singing to babsy strei on a late thursday evening

Answer 13

you might want to watch the episode of last weeks freaky eaters.

Answer 14

Your front teeth would grow rapidly, your nose would get very pointed and grow whiskers.

Then you would grow a tail and end up in a crouched position.

you would find it hard to speak loudly and everyone would have to ask you to squeak up.

Answer 15

You would need to eat ex-lax all the next week to clean out your system.  You would be so packed up your eyes would be brown (if they arent already) =)

Answer 16

You will get the sh*ts

Answer 17

You would be constipated and you wouldn't give a c**p! (Pun intended.)

Answer 18

You would probably p**p hot melted cheese so consider purchasing a back of tortilla chips and have a nachos party!

Answer 19

The French live on it, thats why they are completely crackers.

Answer 20

you'll be really constipated hun

Answer 21

you would ''plug up'' that's for sure!

Answer 22

you might look like the moon

Answer 23

Hi you would probably have really bad consitpation and stomach ache, but thats about it. You should have more than enought calcium though.

Answer 24

You might get constipated.

Answer 25

you woul become constipated and maybe very sick

Answer 26

Gas.  Lots of it.  And no friends.  You'll need several changes of underwear.   When you sleep at night, leave the windows open.  Suffocating from methane gas is bad way to go.

Answer 27

For one thing you will be VERY CONSTIPATED, and when you are blocked up like this for an extended time period, you could die.

Answer 28

You can make atomic bomb from your bathroom. lol

Answer 29

You'd feel very sick. I love cheese, I've had alot of it, doesn't do you good. Even if you had mild cheese (which I despise) isn't advisable at a huge amount.

Answer 30

You would feel sick, and you would hallucinate and have very disturbed dreams.

Answer 31

Constipation.