What would happen if u were to try and eat a pelican whilst its still alive?

Question

What would happen if u were to try and eat a pelican whilst its still alive?

Answer 1

It might get you first!

Answer 2

You would get...

TWO POINTS!

Answer 3

You'd be up before the beak the morning after

Answer 4

Dont know but the bill would be enormous

Answer 5

You'd prolly lose an eyeball or three.

Answer 6

it's like tickling fish, you need to get it to walk over your head and then bite it on the abdomen whilst holding it's wings to avoid severe wing-flap damage or "Flapage" as it's more commonly known as.

Do this and you are sure in for a treat

Happy hunting

Answer 7

it would peck you .///////////////

Answer 8

It'd peck you, ya b@stard!

At least kill it and cook it first!

Answer 9

Ever seen a 'cross' Pelican?

Methinks you're gonna find a 'Pelican crossing', over you?

Answer 10

Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it goes?

Answer 11

I think it would peck you stupid.