What would happen if you invited Mr. Bush and Bin Laden for a philosophical discussion together?

Question

Who do you think would win the fight? Who do you think it is in a better physical condition?

Thanks so much for you predictions.

Answer 1

h**l, they probably talk on the phone every week.

Answer 2

Maybe they could solve their issues?

Answer 3

I think Bin Laden would win because he is in better physical condition and much smarter than Bush. As Obama said there's no harm in talking

Answer 4

I though they were business partners so I guess they would discuss the oil profits

Love & Blessings

Milly

Answer 5

Bush would scratch his ****, muddle old adages and cliches and Bin Laden might actually get to speak for himself for once.  

Answer 6

It will be chaos,  not discussion, as they do not understand each other!  Both are adamant,  too steeped in their own views and worlds,  Bin Laden is too far gone to be convinced by anything and anyone (just my impressions gathered from the Media),  more like used to having his way and say.  Bush on the other hand has people to guide or misguide him.  Without his advisors,  the man may be unrecognisable.

It is more likely to end in a Deadlock,  a Tie! (And referee will probably die).

Answer 7

Unlikely as Bin Laden is a master orator, poet and philosopher, Bush is not.

Off to lunch, table for one, by the Lake of Fire ...

Answer 8

I would like to invite saner people like we have here on YA for any philosophical debate, rather than the extremists called Mr Bush and Mr Bin Laden!! However, if we hypothetically assume that a debate does take place between them, my bet will be on Osama, since I believe that Bin Laden wins whereas Bush whines!!

Answer 9

Neither would accept the invitation.

The Bin Laden would not for fear of a trap.

President Bush would not, because there is nothing to be gained by providing Bin Laden an international platform to continue spreading his ideology of hatred and terrorism.

Should this discussion be arranged despite the above, then Bin Laden's rhetoric of hatred would be seen for what it is by many Westerners, but would play well with those who had been brainwashed in the evils of Islam.  President Bush would succeed in providing the world press with several more sound bites of misspoken phrases.  But would generally acquit himself well in getting across a more sane world view.

As for the implied physical contest, President Bush wins handily over his sickly malnourished opponent.  

Answer 10

One is mad about money and the other crazy about jihad.

What is there to discuss ?

Answer 11

Bin Laden would kill Bush before he got a chance to say anything.  You can't reason with a terrorist, they are too blinded by their radical beliefs.  There's no hope for them.

Answer 12

i think that they would sit with there heads together wispering we fool the h**l out of them.now lets go spend the money

Answer 13

well, definitely it would be an endless war between them and who would win I think none of them because both of them sucks and evil!!!!!!!!!!! lol  

Answer 14

I think the sad truth is that Bin Laden is a lot more educated and would be able to articulate and argue his point a lot more coherently than Bush could...

Answer 15

I reckon you'd be eating the snacks by yourself.  Bin Laden is hiding and smart enough to see a trap and Bush doesn't care to talk with a terrorist b*****d who's inspired others to kill his citizens.