What would happen if you were to pee on the lawns of the White House?

Question

What would happen if you were to pee on the lawns of the White House?

Answer 1

Before you could get to that point some people wearing suits and totally devoid of a 'sense of humor' would put you in handcuffs and drag you in front of a judge.

Answer 2

You would be arrested for indecent exposure, at the very least.

Answer 3

You would have a bullet in your head before you got to " the shake "

Answer 4

Hopefully you'd get shot for unlawful distribution of a bio-hazard.

Answer 5

your bladder would be gladder.

Answer 6

the grass would get wet!?!?!