What would happen to the society if chuck noriss dies?, or can he?

Question

What would happen to the society if chuck noriss dies?, or can he?

Answer 1

Its been my understanding that chuck passed on in the late 70s and that they've just been using cardboard cut outs ever since..

Answer 2

The forces of darkness would invade he land. Seas would boil, the sky would turn to blood..

Unless... there is a ancient myth that The Norris will appoint Van Damme as his successor.. but has he done that? Norris help us all!!

Answer 3

Chuck Norris is a human being so he will die just like you and me.From dust we will return.

Answer 4

Well, there will be a moment of silence in Barrens chat in World of Warcraft.Total Gym sales will go down, and terrorism from creepy looking people will go up. Birth rates will lower, Two headed calves will be born. Three days later, he will be found to have come back, dragging Satan's dead body behind him, and then ascend into heaven for a battle royal between him and Bruce Lee, where once and for all, he will get his butt handed to him by Bruce.

Answer 5

Chuck Norris is like the Highlander.  It's almost impossible to kill him, but if it does happen, then someone else will gain all his powers.

In the end, there can be only one.

Answer 6

He would challenge God to a fight.  Chuck Norris would become God.