What would it take for you to make an "honest woman" out of me?

Question

This should be good.

Answer 1

Strip you naked and remove you from the gettoe,feed you weed&beer,show you what Bend Over Acres, is really about

Answer 2

Some black paint and a strap-on.

Answer 3

fear of God

Answer 4

Rafael Sabatini's book "Scaramouche" has this opening line:

"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad".

I've discovered your Avatar and questions only recently. I feel as is I've

found my home.

To answer your question: 2 years in the Betty Ford clinic and a further

2 years in a private school-for boys.

Thanks for giving me my  daily fix of zaniness.

Answer 5

take you to go get that hymen surgery so you can be a virgin again

Answer 6

A 12 pack & put on some clean drawers.

Answer 7

A magic wand.ha ha.

Answer 8

I dont know..I'm still laughing at the term "sausage wallet" !  ..perhaps you dont need any reformation and youre just fine how you are.

Answer 9

Pay your past due IRS tax bill.

Answer 10

define *honest*

It may be a little too late.

Answer 11

How much whiskey you got?

Answer 12

A shot-gun.

Answer 13

I'm not sure. I'm good but I'm not that good,  

Answer 14

Turn you over my knee, and spank your little a** good

Answer 15

Bend over.  

Answer 16

a nunery, to shrink the snatch down to nornal size..slap a muzzle on you and toss out your computer..for starters

Answer 17

You are an "honest woman" simply by your affiliation with Charlotte.  Now get under my skirt.  (Just shove Oly outta the way - he's still lookin for a "teet").  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥

Answer 18

I can try to suffocate you with my chest balloons.  Again

Answer 19

I suppose a few hours together, buffing your sparkling wit to a more brilliant shine. I happen to have some polishing agent available.

Answer 20

smack you around a couple times that'll learn ya.

Answer 21

same thing you would do

Answer 22

A fcuking psychology degree and a large collection of 1950's house wife fetish vids..

sometimes i think of you as samantha off bewitched and pretend we are married

Answer 23

A purple skittle instead of the pill.

Answer 24

A cage, a whip, a chair and a gallon of KY.  And that KY has nothing to do with the bluegrass state mind you!

Answer 25

it can't be done

Answer 26

I am taking you to a male strip club

Answer 27

Three Hail Mary's, 18 pounds of firm pork sausage, a bottle of Scotch and the new Uplifting Miracle bra from freaking Victoria's Secrets (DDDD), in blushing pink.

*cries*

Answer 28

this in size medium

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Answer 29

A lie detector test.