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What would it take for you to make an "honest woman" out of me?

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  1. Strip you naked and remove you from the gettoe,feed you weed&beer,show you what Bend Over Acres, is really about


  2. Some black paint and a strap-on.

  3. fear of God

  4. Rafael Sabatini's book "Scaramouche" has this opening line:

    "He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad".

    I've discovered your Avatar and questions only recently. I feel as is I've

    found my home.

    To answer your question: 2 years in the Betty Ford clinic and a further

    2 years in a private school-for boys.

    Thanks for giving me my  daily fix of zaniness.

  5. take you to go get that hymen surgery so you can be a virgin again

  6. A 12 pack & put on some clean drawers.

  7. A magic wand.ha ha.

  8. I dont know..I'm still laughing at the term "sausage wallet" !  ..perhaps you dont need any reformation and youre just fine how you are.

  9. Pay your past due IRS tax bill.

  10. define *honest*

    It may be a little too late.

  11. How much whiskey you got?

  12. A shot-gun.

  13. I'm not sure. I'm good but I'm not that good,  

  14. Turn you over my knee, and spank your little a** good

  15. Bend over.  

  16. a nunery, to shrink the snatch down to nornal size..slap a muzzle on you and toss out your computer..for starters

  17. You are an "honest woman" simply by your affiliation with Charlotte.  Now get under my skirt.  (Just shove Oly outta the way - he's still lookin for a "teet").  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥

  18. I can try to suffocate you with my chest balloons.  Again

  19. I suppose a few hours together, buffing your sparkling wit to a more brilliant shine. I happen to have some polishing agent available.

  20. smack you around a couple times that'll learn ya.

  21. same thing you would do

  22. A fcuking psychology degree and a large collection of 1950's house wife fetish vids..

    sometimes i think of you as samantha off bewitched and pretend we are married

  23. A purple skittle instead of the pill.

  24. A cage, a whip, a chair and a gallon of KY.  And that KY has nothing to do with the bluegrass state mind you!

  25. it can't be done

  26. I am taking you to a male strip club

  27. Three Hail Mary's, 18 pounds of firm pork sausage, a bottle of Scotch and the new Uplifting Miracle bra from freaking Victoria's Secrets (DDDD), in blushing pink.

    *cries*

  28. this in size medium

    http://www.soccernetstore.com/shop-by-te...

  29. A lie detector test.

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