What would make your wife hats you?

Question

What would make your wife hats you?

Answer 1

Tell her that you have been having affair with another woman since you got married.

Good and Simple Formaula!

Answer 2

when she asks what you want for christmas just say "hat me baby" then choose whatever styleyou like. perhaps a nice beret.

Answer 3

I'm not much of a hatter.

Answer 4

Do you mean "hate" you?

As a wife, if my husband ever cheated, that would be grounds for hate because he disrespected our marriage and betrayed me.    

Answer 5

bad spelling habits

Answer 6

hate you?

if you cheated on her