What would "Global Warming" do to me if I shorted it a chicken nugget at McDonald's?

Question

Will get pissed at off at me and give me freezing temps for March and April and keep it cold enough to reamin coat weather because I accidently gave it only 19 instead 20 nuggets?

Ohh wait, it already did it, last year and I think 2006. Apparently "Global Warming" already got pis@ed off at someone.

LOL!!

Answer 1

This has a similar format to some deep philosophical questions like "what happens when an irresistable force meets an immovable object".  Maybe I should check yahoo answers to find out the answer to that one.  

The answer is assuming global warming had a physical form and some cash (probably appearance fees from opening ceremonies and childrens parties), it would get mad apon discovering this lack of care for it's food requirements and hold back a few degrees so you would get a chilly winter and remind you not to short it any more nugets.

Answer 2

20 degrees in Atlanta during Easter...

I blame that secret arrangement with the Snow Miser and Heat Miser to make south town so cold.  How could Mother Nature allow this to happen!

Did you ever notice you never see Bush and Heat Miser together at the same time???  I wonder...

Answer 3

In reply to Kai G:

Global Warming, or Climate Change as most scientists now prefer to refer to (some Climate Chaos, but that's a whole other point) has started. It's a naturally occurring phenomenon, the climate is in a constant state of change with global temperatures going up and down all the time. We are currently in a period of temperature rises, which are going far faster than the expected speeds.

There is proof of this through examples such as the False Widow Spiders introduction to Britain - they cannot live in the temperatures normally expected here at this point of the climate cycle.

Answer 4

Yeah the way you act I bet you wish that all humanity would die except yourself!

Answer 5

I take it you work at McDonalds?