What would someone need to do to take over Canada?

Question

oh no. don't worry.

i am a canadian living in america.

i plan to take over canada and become the hitler of canada (except without the whole killing the jews part, jews are cool)

i want to regain canada's pride, make them more then just hockey and moose, and I want to make them one of the most military advanced countries in the world.

Answer 1

have pinky help you

Answer 2

nukes... not just say egh at the end of ur sentence lol

Answer 3

Can't be done.  It was tried in 18112 - didn't work then, and won't work now.

Answer 4

Since 90% of Canada is uninhabitable, you only have 10% to go.

I think you would need to pay off their $5 national debt, and it's all yours.

Good luck, eh?

Answer 5

you've been down there too long, your starting to sound stupid!

Answer 6

hold bryan adams hostage

Answer 7

I don't what country your from but good luck taking over Canada cuz we are tuff mutha fu!@#kers

Answer 8

Buy everyone beer.  They'll let you do anything.

Answer 9

Uh...newsflash...Canadians do not want to be a major military power.

We like beer, we like moose, we like hockey.  We also like other things.

You're currently living in a major military powerhouse...if that's what you desire, stay there.

Answer 10

Win a Stanley Cup for the Maple Leafs!

I know you're just dreaming

Answer 11

well its what the girl above me just said or just kill everyone in canada that doesnt want you to rule the place lol.if you are doing it one day good luck lol

Answer 12

you will need bacon LOTS AND LOTS OF BACON!