What would the best poetic response be in this situation?

Question

Scenario: A person parked illegally in your Car Space. You only have enough time to leave a poetic note under the windscreen wiper. What would you write?

Answer 1

          FREE CAR

      YOU TOW AWAY

Answer 2

It is a sweet insult! LOL

No vulgarity. You are smart and sweet. You lucky gal.

Answer 3

You came, you saw, you took my space,

And for this crime, you have to face,

The Marshall... who was more than willing,

To tow your car and defer billing!

His eyes lit up with dollar signs

While calculating all your fines!

He'll get a third of all you owe

And will be rolling in your dough!

The towers too will get their fee

And go out on a shopping spree!

So next time look before you  leap

And stay out of my  space you CREEP!