What would the trailer for the movie depicting your life say.......?

Question

Mine would say,

"They thought she was the bad seed, she proved them right for many years, only to emerge from a life of bad decisions made for her and by her into.......

SUPER MOM......."

Ever feel like your life could be the subject of an afternoon special, Degrassi style?

Answer 1

I love Degrassi!

At the moment mine would be "The rebellious teen turned Army wife and mom. She moves across the world every 3 years, she sits and waits for her husband to come home 12 months later, she raises her son...... She is JENNA!!!!!!! Dun dun dun"

Answer 2

There'd be a picture of me at 25yrs, with a group of friends and drinks in our hands. Then there would be a picture of me at 28yrs, in front of my white house with a white picket fence and my 3 boys with a mini van in the driveway! (Errrr...mini vans)  

The caption would say: "

She said she never wanted to settle down...but look at her now!"

I feel my life is like a Soap Opera or is set in the 1950s. It's just too.. "cherry"... if that makes sense.  I went from being this single gal who loved to work, lived in the city, enjoyed going out with friends and never had a relationship last more than 2-3ms tops, simply because I didn't want it to. Then I met the one who "stole my heart at first sight" and we got married. We had a baby, are now pregnant with twins and moved to the suburbs to raise our children in a good school system. We live in a white house with a white picket fence...which I want to knock down. I can't stand the comment of, "Ah...you really do live in a white house with a while picket fence! :) :) "

My life is so the opposite of what I thought it would be, but it's very entertaining and  I'm happy. (But if it seems like I'm not it's because I have two babies who think my bladder is a squeeze toy and like to play "Push My Foot back into your Stomach" at 1am in the morning! ;] Oh how I can't wait to give birth to these little boys this fall)

Answer 3

They Thought She Was Just A Cute Little Kid When She Was Young. Raised In An Un-Recognized Town, She Has Had Her Problems, And Has Been Hated By Some, And Loved By Others.  She Is---- Victoria. The Average Kid On The Outside, The Super Kid On The Inside!