What would u do if a dog was about to eat u?

Question

What would u do if a dog was about to eat u?

Answer 1

well the smart thing to do if a dog trys to eat you meaning he's already on you so i would say use both hands and hold its jaws, rather to get scratched then bit hold its mouth open with both hands and of course while holding  get yourself into the dominent position after that n your ontop close its mouth shut and hang on! from there either the humane thing and wait for help (who knows how long) or snap its neck. but chances are you won't be able to run.

Answer 2

omg some of these people are stupid... im crackin up. good question.

Answer 3

I'd fight for my life. I'd stab his eyes out with my fingers. It'd be hard because I know he'd be attacking me with teeth ripping me, but I'd try to get at his eyes since that area would probably be the easiest to ...pretty much affect.

Answer 4

First, when a dog is going to bite you, don’t run. It just make the dog run after you then bite you.

All you have to do is stay by where you are. Pretend you’re going to throw a rock on a dog and if the dog can see the rock, it will run.

Please follow those steps..you don’t have to run ok? Doogs will run after you and remember their bites are very painful. It can also cause you rabies.

I hope it helps!! =]

--Mae Chan

Answer 5

i would hold down on the left joystick

Answer 6

snap its neck.

Answer 7

spread some dog food on me and kiss my butt goodbye

Answer 8

id say awww a puppy!!

Answer 9

shove your entire arm down the fuckers throat.

Answer 10

First I would scream at the dog.  If that didn't work I would poke him in the eye or beat him about the head if I was on the ground.  If I was much bigger than it was, I would punt it down the road......

But I love dogs....never been eaten by one.

Answer 11

I'd break its legs, pull its fur and give it one good kick in the balls

Answer 12

start screamimg like a biiiiiitch!

Answer 13

kill it

Answer 14

I would use my fierce snarl to try and scare it away. If that fails, I pull out my lightsaber.

Answer 15

kick it. poke its eyes. scream for help

Answer 16

Toss my taco bell away...That frickin chiwawa needs to lay of the crack.

Answer 17

depends on the type, either way, go for thew soft pink stuff. i.e. gouge its eyes out with whatever was available

Answer 18

NE MERE ANIMAL CAN EAT ME

MUHAHAHAHAHA

punch it out

Answer 19

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Answer 20

Ask him politely to stop. That should do the trick.

Answer 21

hehh hehh hehh..................

good question..

everyone will now start carrying "chilly powder" with him / her..

to pour into the eyes of attacking dog..

hehh hehh..

if I was attacked by a dog.. I must had poured.. if I had some Chilly powder with me..

Answer 22

put your arms up and show hims who boss!

lol jk

i would fight it! show em whos boss!

Answer 23

Kick him in the face.

Answer 24

I would pour ketchup on myself so I would taste better! :)