What would u do in this toilet paper dilemma?

Question

If you were in a new girlfriends house and you were in the toilet and you had only 6 sheets of toilet paper left and you had just had a dose of diarrhea...........what would you do?

Answer 1

Be honest and ask for more loo roll. And you can look for a new girlfriend the next day!

Answer 2

Call for help

Answer 3

As its a toilet it must have a wash basin, having a basin it will also have a towel, problem solved. Just make sure you never go back to the house again.

Answer 4

Punt.

Answer 5

Wash my privates in the bath then wash the bath out?

Answer 6

Be honest and tell her hey I just blew up your toliet can you bring me some more TP... then make sure to tell her to cover her nose before she came in!  Oh yeah and tell her to bring some spray or something, and another beer!

Answer 7

I would apologize for setting off the bomb in her bathroom and tell her you'll buy her some more TP.

Answer 8

Take off your socks and pants and use them to clean up...then chuck them out the window. Just make sure no-one is walking past first :)

Answer 9

find a sponge in the bathroom and fill the wash hand basin and wash me bum.

Answer 10

You basically have to tell her. If she has a cabinet in her bathroom, there's always toilet paper in there. Grab a roll. Tell her you had to change the TP. Seriously 6 sheets can't clean a good p**p anyhow. (always damp the napkin afterward in case you don't get it all)

Answer 11

well  she  should  have  had   sorted  that  one  out  only  6  sheets  left   ...just  say or  shout  out  excuse  me  sweetheart  sorry   you've  run  out  of  toilet  paper   and  hope  she  doesn't  hand  you  the  local  paper  ...wouldn't  explain  the  rest  unless  you  want  X new girlfriend