What would u think would happen if u farted in front of the queen?

Question

What would u think would happen if u farted in front of the queen?

Answer 1

No,taking someone's head off is too gory,lets just hang him,British style

Answer 2

Theres a story about Queen Elizabeth II

She was in a horse drawn carriage with a foreign dignitary when one of the horses farted audibly. When the smell became overpowering, the queen apologized. Replied the dignitary, "That's alright, but I thought it was the horse!"

Answer 3

LOL!

I think I would say "Whew!! Your Majesty!!" you know, playing the "blame game" on royalty XD

Answer 4

Off with your head!

Answer 5

This is so funny!  The first thing that I thought about was "off with your head" just like Bob T.  So that makes 2

Answer 6

she'll laugh first. (and that means you'll be dead later)

Answer 7

I'm sure I would die right on the spot of embarrassment.

Answer 8

It might not be known widely, but queen Elisabeth II as rumor goes for years, has a good sense of humor. I think, she would have a straight face, but behind the corner, she might just laugh to tears thinking, what that poor guy whom it happened, is feeling

Answer 9

It would be ignored or blamed on the corgies :-)

Answer 10

Actually, there is a story about Elizabeth I.

A nobleman at court bowed to her, and inadvertently let out a f**t.  So embarrassed was he that he went abroad and stayed away for about seven years.

When he deemed it safe to return and the f**t well and truly forgotten, he bowed again in front of the Queen.

Eyes dancing, she said, "My lord, I had forgot the f**t!"