What would win in a fight - Evolution or a Crocodile on fire with laserteeth and nuclear breath!?

Question

Okay we are obviously talking about an anthropomorphised version of Evolution. He'd probably look like david ducovny out of X-Files.

And yes, Dan le Sac is the referee as pointed out (almost) below.

What if Evolution (which brought us pirates and therefore must contain pirates within itself) was a pirate with chainsaw arms? Would that alter the course of the fight?

Of alternative consideration is the crocodile has sellotaped samurai swords to it's claws and covered itself in sandpaper.

Answer 1

and how can evolution and crocodiles even get into a fight?

Answer 2

Neither one will win, because, evolution can only go so far & they will hit a brick wall, There is a certain amount of evolution such as a larva will turn into  butterfly & a maggot will turn into a fly And a tapole will turn into a frog., But when it comes to evolution that man came from apes, YOU ARE DEAD WRONG.

Answer 3

Ooooh, nuclear breath, scary...

Answer 4

Evolution..However I like the idea of a laser toothed crocodile...

Answer 5

If'n the crocodile prayed to Jesus it would win for certainly and the like

Answer 6

Crocodile definitely.

Answer 7

Dan le Sac

Answer 8

The crocodile if it existed naturally.

Funny thing that it doesn't.

Answer 9

Well unless evolution was able to reproduce frickin quickly and form the ultimate fighting being the crocodile would win, as evolution takes generations and generations to evolve stuff (by which time the crocodile would have won).

Answer 10

I think you should see a doctor and get those tablets changed if I was you.

Answer 11

that kind of croc would be a product of evolution...so Evolution wins again!