What would you Want From a Cult?

Question

If you were to join a cult what would you want most from it?

Spirtuality? Friendship? s*x? Group love? Drugs??

What would be most luring aspects of a cult to you......

Answer 1

It is very sad that anyone would want anything from a cult they are dysfunctional to put it mildly.

Answer 2

for them to be wiped from the face of the earth... without me of course!

Answer 3

Automatic weapons, The power of god behind me (for real), And a 2008 dodge challenger

Answer 4

i would want all over pure bliss everyday=D

Answer 5

The only thing that could possibly cause me to join a cult is if I honestly thought their beliefs were true and that their philosophy of life were the best one for me to adopt.

Answer 6

Definitely a charasmatic and interesting leader.  Our cult would meet and/or live in a spacious mansion type house with cottages, a lake, tennis, and maybe even a golf course.  Our income and well-being would be taken care of by working simple but hard work around the complex. And our personal relationships would be with only members of the cult.

Answer 7

I would want a Cult to provide a steady paycheck...

      'Cause for a good, steady paycheck...

      I'll believe anything...

      (oh...and lots of fake blood, a ritual involving the shaving of our scrotums, and a monthly meeting where we discuss ways to survive any mass suicide orders we receive from the Grand Poobah in charge...)

      And a free t-shirt with our deeply disturbing, yet confusing recruitment offer...something ominous, like...

      "Join Us...Or Tye-Dye!!!"

Answer 8

If I were to join a cult, I would want that cult to practice anarchy. Yes Anarchy is what I will want

Answer 9

Just a big brick building to go to every sunday for Eucharist.  It has a pretty cross on it's roof.  A few boys wearing albs carry the processional cross and candles (flambeaux) to the front of the procession.  We do our mass, celebrate the sacrements, chant a few versus from the good book. Yeah, we should all be so proud to be part of the biggest cult in the world!