What would you call the kids?

Question

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine; However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot...

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?'

' Denise' says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved,

'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, 'I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought...'I really like Denise.

Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '

Answer 1

ROFL. Literally  

Answer 2

Lol!!! I love jokes like this!

Answer 3

Haha. Funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? MATT

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down a river? BOB

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? ILENE

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? IRENE

Answer 4

haha

heard it before but it jst gets funnier =]

Answer 5

lol lol thats really good!!=]

Answer 6

i,ve read ten jokes now and they all get better and better and this ones a cracker,delightful.

Answer 7

haha some people would really name their kids some sh*t like that too

Answer 8

haha kinda funny.  

oooooohhh  wait now i get it!!  totally!!  haha!!  it took me awhile to get it!!

Answer 9

Haha hilarious. I have read a lot of bad jokes on here, but thats the funniest i have read.