I heard this poem off my friend.
On top of a mountain,
All covered in snow,
I shot my poor guider
5 minutes ago,
I shot her with pleasure,
I shot her with glee,
And nobody knows that,
Her killer was me
I went to her funeral,
Her body was laid,
Some people threw flowers,
I threw a grenade
Her body went up,
Her body went down,
Her body went splat,
All over the ground
And just to make sure that,
She was dead,
I got a bazooka,
And blew off her head.
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