What would you do? Is this what they call "Happy Slap"?

Question

I was returning home from a party in the A.M. and this guy in front of the market goes "hey man do you know where's Burger King?" I told him 2 blocks up. Then he says I look like Scott Wyland and clobbers me in the jaw with a soup can in a canvas bag. It knocked me silly for a sec. Then he says with a butler/ British accent "would you care for another shot?" and I said "no" so he rushed me with the bag again. I blocked it on my arms but it really hurt. Then he goes "Run!" and I said, "no" and his two friends jumped out of this tree planter, so I exited.

They seemed to think this was hilarious. Your thoughts? Why would they do this?

Answer 1

Sounds like one. Check Youtube.

Answer 2

get a life?

Answer 3

I would have pounded him to within an inch to his life, as it would have been in self-defense.  I would have used any means necessary to defend myself, regardless of the outcome of the health of the attackes.

Answer 4

punch the guy back you just let him beat you up with a soup can so sad