What would you do if THIS happened to your favourite cushion?

Question

If you came home from work and found that the stuffing had been removed from it, and replaced with generous amounts of sausagemeat. (To all intents the cushion retains it original shape and consistency, and looks normal).

Answer 1

I would be a bit bemused by the whole thing.

First I'd empty out (throw out) the sausage meat. Then I'd wash the cushion covers, get some proper stuffing and re-stuff the cushion.

Second, I'd wonder what the implication of the sausage meat was.

Third, I'd get my own back on the perpetrator - either through legal recourse (in which case, don't do "first" or you'll be destroying evidence) or through a similar, petty revenge act.

Answer 2

I would pop it in the oven at 200c for an hour and half and enjoy meatloaf for the rest of the week.

I always wondered how haggis was made !!

Answer 3

Cook the sausagemeat.Wash the cushion cover and get a new filling for it.

Answer 4

i wd think someone was having a laugh or that someone's dog had decided to store food for later - also, even if annoyed - wd think - no harm done - can wash, chuck food, & get fav cush back to normal!