What would you do if a coconut fell out of a tree and hit you on the head?

Question

26 answers after 10 minutes.I'm on a roll here.

Answer 1

it wouldn't hit me on the head cuz iv got super reflexes id catch it  in my teeth ace ventura style :)

Answer 2

Depending on the force i'd b unconsious, dead or in a state in-between known only to man as Kirk Broadfoot

Answer 3

i'd wonder what the heck is a palm tree doing in Leeds,cause it's not warm enough for them to grow here....(i live in Leeds by the way)

Answer 4

Waken up, then swear, then fall into a coma

I don't think it has ever happened in Gourock

You're on a roll - are you a burger?

Answer 5

I would shout EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

I would be extremely surprised because coconuts don't grow in the UK

Answer 7

I cannot stop laughing at the fact that this is under scottish soccer. Please touch me with your weiner.

Answer 8

I'd kick the coconut and probably hurt my food at the same time. Then wonder what the h**l a coconut tree was doing in England.

Answer 9

Die probably.

Answer 10

I would laugh hysterically then throw up from a concussion.

Answer 11

I'd break into the coconut, drink the contents and make a thai curry with the meat. Then I'd lie on the beach and wait for another one.......  

Answer 12

Keep it and make a lovely doormat from it, then I'd rearrange the blood on it to make the word, WELCOME.

Answer 13

It happened to Keith Richards, yet he finished a world tour.  Or did he just fall out of the tree ?

Answer 14

probably lay on the ground in a state of unconsciousness

Answer 15

Probably slip out of consciousness

Answer 16

Want to know who planted a ****** palm tree in my livingroom, for the split second before I died

Sarah x

Answer 17

Kick the c r a p  out the nearest local.

Answer 18

Chop down the tree so that it can't happen ever again.

Answer 19

probably yell and it....then kick it (resulting in a broken toe) then hop around the beach with everyone staring at me

= )

Answer 20

I would go up to the top flat and kick in the door and crush the guys grapes who flung the coconut out the window in the first place

Answer 21

I bet you don't even read this answer, probably don't even make it to the second page.  I am writing this in argentina and it doesn't like me using english, even though it's the only language i can speak.  

Ups! Parece que tienes 31 faltas de ortografía.

well s***w you yahoo.  

Anyway Bob, I would advise you not to touch peskysaurus with your weiner.

Ups! Parece que tienes 47 faltas de ortografía.

It just goes on and on, doesn't it?  What was the question again?  Oh yes, coconuts...  I'd wonder what I was doing in Plockton.

Answer 22

get knocked out and have some one call nick jonas to come and help me. then itd be all good<3

Answer 23

Hope someone was there to call an ambulance

Answer 24

break it open and eat it,love coconut!!!!

Look what you have done bob,one daft question and we get everyone in our wee forum lol

Answer 25

Go unconscious I expect !!!!!

Answer 26

think WTF?

rhino your name now makes complete sense lol    (leeds born and bred here)

Answer 27

Wonder what a coconut tree was doing in Norfolk UK?

Answer 28

Id probably be wondering what the h**l i was doing outside in the first place

Answer 29

Say OUCH and a few other choice words.

Answer 30

Not ask about in the football section

Answer 31

If i was still alive

go to the hospital