What would you do if a gypsie cursed you to not be able to have intimate relations for the next four years?

Question

There is no getting out of it. How would you react?

Answer 1

I'd get really cranky and m********e a lot.

Answer 2

I don't believe in religion, curses, witches, or the easter bunny.  So, I guess I'd go on as though it didn't happen...

Answer 3

I wouldn't care. I'd just keep doing what I already have been doing.

Answer 4

Well i'd test if the curse actually works, since the Gypsy is more likely a charlatan.

If the curse was actually effective, and I think it is possible but not likely, i'd talk to a religious authority

Answer 5

at my age(50+) s*x is no big deal

I wouldnt worry about it

Answer 6

I guess I'd start a new  twine ball and wait it out.

Answer 7

m********e, unless he cursed me from being intimate with myself, as well; in which case, I would take up basket-weaving.

Answer 8

I would kill the Gypsy and count down the days.

Answer 9

Laugh a lot at how big of a hoax it is.

Hahahahha. Honest, this did really make me laugh.

:D

Wow. Don't believe it, please. It didn't work.

Answer 10

Take up a hobby.

I've put a stipulation on myself to stay out of relationships for the next two years, well 6 months of that is gone so now a year and a half.

Answer 11

With anyone else, or myself included?

Important detail missing...

Answer 12

I'd stock up on batteries. lol

Answer 13

So that's what's going on!  Always wondered who exactly that woman was living next door..

Answer 14

I'd be OK since I haven't had s*x yet, 20-yrold virgin