What would you do if all of your ex's were gathered in one room?

Question

And there was only you in there, no-one else.

and they had all been shrunk down and were only 2cm tall, and your job was to step on them all (like grapes in a barrel). What would you wear to do it?

And after when they were all flat on the floor under your feet, and you were stood there looking down at them, what would you say ?

All in fun not real obviously, but best answer gets 5 stars

Answer 1

I wouldn't waste my time soiling the soles of my shoes : )

Answer 2

Nothing.

See what you gave up you ***.

Answer 3

Firstly, you have some imagination!  :-)

I would do it bare feet, I want to feel the squashing!!!

I won't say anything, I will just stand there laughing and laughing at them. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

I only have 3 ex's. 2 were great but i'd pick the worse one up and use him as toilet paper as soon as i'd had a really bad diahorrea episode then flush him down the bog!,Just the thought makes me giggle! No need for words after that!

Answer 5

i'd just chat really. i once sat outside my place having a drink with my girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend. as we chatted, my ex-wife showed-up. it was a bit surreal :))

Answer 6

i think I've just stepped in sh*t