What would you do if it rained apple juice where you lived?5-13-08?

Question

I live in Chicago and we are expecting 33 inches of orange juice to rain on the city,then it is posed to rain Christmas ornaments tonight, then it will rain money all hundred dollar bills, then it will rain toenail clippings.

Answer 1

I would test its acidity and composition against the average pH. Then if it is safe, I would drink it. Everything would be sticky.

Answer 2

move to doofus ville, were doofuses dwell.

Answer 3

I would get free apple juice.

Answer 4

wow, your funny.. ☺