What would you do if.............?

Question

what would you do if someone came to your door and threw a bunch of raw eggs at you?

Answer 1

lol, i'd get my dog on them....RUN, KIKI, RUN!!

lol........

funny question

Answer 2

I would kick their "A" word!!!!

Answer 3

Throw eggs back at them, exclaiming "The yolk's on you!"

Answer 4

cover your door with plastic then you can just take the plastic off

Answer 5

probably chase him

and when ill get him

ill beet the c**p out of him.

Answer 6

make omlettes

Answer 7

YAY!!! free eggs!!!!! lol

Answer 8

Are we talking about kiddos here or adults?

If we are talking about kids then I would go talk to their parents and tell them that if the brats keep doing that I would have to file a police report with my complaints.

Getting back at them the same way would make you look as immature as they are. People do need to teach their children to respect others.

Answer 9

probably get covered in egg

Answer 10

Scrape the egg off me and hit them back.  Then egg their house the next day to see how they like it.

Answer 11

Roundhouse kick to the face.

Answer 12

go to their door and throw rotten eggs

Answer 13

yell at them.

Answer 14

swear and throw them back, or take it to court..

dun-dun-dun-DUNN!!

Answer 15

Chase after them, grab them by the hair and kick them in the @ss.

Answer 16

If someone came to my door and threw a bunch of raw eggs at me I would call the police.

Answer 17

I would beat the living p*ss out of them...then rub their ugly face in the egg yokes left all over my porch.....

Answer 18

First, I would ask why and then call the authorities (their parents and/or the police). Try their parents first, do not let whomever threw the eggs get away with it.

Answer 19

Get out the frying pan  ,there over $3.00 a dozen at the market :))

Answer 20

Punch them in the face!

Answer 21

Shout a few choice words at them, cry and then go shower

:-(

Answer 22

look out the window first next time...

Answer 23

i would take out my spartan laser, laser them and then teabag them 2 death.

Answer 24

take my potato launcher out and aim for their ....

Answer 25

Slap the h**l out of them! :P

Answer 26

I'd be rather pissed. Wouldn't you. Then I'd probably beat them senseless. I hate eggs they're gross

Answer 27

get pissed, and chase them

Answer 28

Why, I'd chase after their durned little tails...

Do I have time to grab some eggs first?

Answer 29

get hit with a few  cause its not like u knew it was bout 2 happen, but 4 revenge i would go 2 they house put a bag of dog poo n a paper bag, ring da door bell, or knock on da door light da pooh on fre and run lol