What would you do if someone gave you a million dollars?

Question

The answer that makes me laugh the most will get best answer...

Answer 1

count it  

Answer 2

"Money is something you only need in case you don't die"

--- Wall Street (1987)

Answer 3

I dont know if I can come up with a funny answer to this one.

I have a feeling of desperation most of the time, and if I got a million bucks, I'd breeth a big sigh of relief, I'd buy a house, pay off my debts, go to school.   None of those things are funny, I'd be rediculously responsible with it.  I may even help out one or 2 of my very kind friends who have been so good to me.

I would give some to you for a best answer.  Cause I love 10 points.

And I care about you.

The only thing I can think of that I would do that might be fun, is going to see some of the cool sites in the country.  Maybe I could buy a woopie cousion.  And walk around making f**t sounds all day long.

Answer 4

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

oh about the money.... well id invest it of course ;)