What would you do if someone kicked you between the legs?

Question

What would you do if someone kicked you between the legs?

Answer 1

Laugh at them. Because that doesn't hurt me. Nana nana boo boo.

Answer 2

After gasping for air and picking myself off of the ground?

Answer 3

Fall to my knees, then onto my face.  Try to scream (fail), Try really hard to remember how to breath.  wonder if it will ever be better, be glad I've already had children, remember everybody that laughs, try breathing again (minor success) hopefully understand what it was I did that was bad enough to bring on this attack.  

Answer 4

First of all, I'm a girl, so it doesn't hurt much.

Second, I'd bring out my mad ninja skills! Ki-yah! Yah-ha!  

Answer 5

I am good at Kung Fu, so I know many ways to defend and attack when attacked

Answer 6

Hello,

Keel over in pain for a minute or two.

Cheers,

Michael Kelly