What would you do if the cookie monster tried to eat you?

Question

if the cookie monster had gone completly insane and thought you were a cookie... and he tried to eat you, what would you do? (ide prolly get an autograph from him and then ide run like h**l!)

Answer 1

I'd check myself into rehab... that would have to be a sign that things have finally gotten out of control

p.s. I'd get autographs of Britney, Lindsey... while in rehab

Answer 2

Well sadly the cookie monster doesnt exist anymore is carrot monster :(

but if he did then i would cut the strings so the puppet guy cant control him

Answer 3

-Tell him that I was sugar free but my neighbor with the noisy pitbulls is full of sugar, butter and has icing. Then, being a good neighbor, I would walk him over and introduce them.

Answer 4

lol! i would get a autograph cuz i love him then i would run!

Answer 5

I cant belive you guys are even answering this silly and very profound question. Gee and i thought i needed to get a life.

Answer 6

1) I'd take my hand out of the puppet.

or

2) slap the puppeteer

or

3) sue the pants off of Sesame Street

Answer 7

RUN!

Answer 8

I'd roll in poo, Noone would eat a poo cookie or would they?

Answer 9

i'd shoot the creep..

Answer 10

I'd kick him in the chocolate chips.

Answer 11

I'd tell him that their was a huge monster cookie the size of the moon behind him and when he looked back I would run.

Answer 12

I'd try to eat him first

Answer 13

Id run away and call the mental hospital to come get him. jk

no, id just run away

Answer 14

Hubbies have tried to be the cookie monsters for years hon....

sometimes they can nibble

AND

other times..  no way.

HEE_HEE

HOttttttttttttt  dogggggggg

Answer 15

Call my good friend Oscar the grouch and let him handle it.

Answer 16

If this happend I would send my 3 year old after him. He does the best Cookie Monster impression. The Cookie Monster is NNOOO match for a 3 year old.

Answer 17

ok i think i got a couple of answers

1. ask him to teach me the song (its awsome) also hopin he would forget about eating me

2. dress maself as a donut or the moon (cookie monster doesnt like any of those.

3. just do what people in family guy did :)

4. or say oh no! so the kool-aid man can bust through ma wall so i can put liquor in his jar  and hopin cookie monster eats him first and hope he gives him a hangover in the morning :)

Answer 18

cover myself with vegetables.  That should ward him off

Answer 19

I would take off my vest made out of cookies and wash off all my cookie scented perfume!

Answer 20

get a shrink cause there is no such thing [ i feel sorry for you ]

Answer 21

lol i'd get my ninja turtle brother to breath mud all over him, steal all HIS cookies, and run away.

AHAAHAHAHa nice question :P x

Answer 22

I would try eating him first!!! And if that didn't work...I'd dress up like a piece of broccoli =o

Answer 23

I would grow up, realize the cookie monster didn't exist, stop asking stupid questions, and move on with my life.

Answer 24

haha id tickle the heck outta him

Answer 25

I'd shoot em in the face and leave him on these cold sesame streets, kuz I don't go nowhere without my pistol pistol.

Answer 26

well, i dont look anything like a cookie, so i dont need to worry about that, do i? lol lol lol