What would you do if the world was being taken over by zombies?

Question

The thought of having s*x with a really hot muscle man just turns me on so i would be having s*x while people outside would be getting ripped apart by flesh eating zombies what would you be doing fill free to say anything ;)

Answer 1

If I tell you my Zombie Plan, then everyone would know.  

Answer 2

In addition to having all the s*x I could handle, I would be eating all the chips, chocolate, and biscuits i could find. Afterall, the first activity takes loads of energy to do it right.

Answer 3

Entertainment and Music - Polls and Surveys.

Hmm, my first thought would be weapons. I've got a hammer around here, and I could use that when I bike to the gun store. (I would have to check on maporama where the gun store is, because IDK.) After I get some shotguns and a lot of shells, I would look for the nearest Liquor store, and then head into the swarm with guns blazing and an open jug of vodka. Kill zombies first, s*x with hot girl after the world is safe.

Answer 4

I would play all the Resident Evil and Silent Hill games so I would have experience killing zombies, then I would raid the gun shop and kill me some real-life zombies!

Yeehaw!

Answer 5

Actually, I've already planned for this occurrence!  We live in a barn which is very fortified - no zombie can get in there!  So on the first sign of mutant attacks we'd grab as much food and blankets as possible, invite the neighbours in, and bolt the doors, we already have guns up here and my boyfriends workshop is full of lovely things to hit zombies over the head with - we are perfectly sorted!

Answer 6

First thing that comes to mind actually is "KILL all the zombies!" so securing weapons would be the first thing I'll do.  I like flame thrower to burn all those flesh eating zombies and BBQed them.

Answer 7

I don't think I'd enjoy s*x very much if I thought that zombies would burst into the room while I'm in the midst of pleasure. The worst outcome would be where I'm bitten but not consumed by a zombie. I would become a zombie myself. If my head gets cut off I'd be a disembodied head who has lots of hunger but no food or digestive system.

The best policy would be to have enough ammunition to destroy the zombies. If you run out, save the last shell for yourself.  

Answer 8

Just some advice, make sure the muscle man is on top, that way if the zombies come, they will get him first.  Gives you a chance to run away.

Answer 9

i would make my own safe house and get every supply i need and weapons :)

Answer 10

join them.  

Answer 11

gather weapons and go zombie hunting.

Answer 12

Get wasted and start shooting.  )

Answer 13

i would probably get really messed up and obtain some weapons

Answer 14

Stay inside and lock up all the doors.

Answer 15

get drunk and headbang :)