What would you do if u confront ben laden ?

Question

i just want to know that how a normal person would react in that situation.

Answer 1

The only time Bin Laden admitted to 9/11 was never, this notion is based on a video that was not him, voice recognition proved it was not his voice, face scans proved it was not his face. The video was a forgery. If you saw the video yourself you would be shocked... I was. It was very obvious and plain to see it was not Osama. And remember the one video of him that looked like they made it in CGI? And the media went nuts for a week pointing out how fake it was! You can still find these videos on the net if you wish to see them for yourself.

Answer 2

prolly be like so your that guy that supposedly killed a bunch of people with master piece plan?

Answer 3

well ide grab his turban and prove to everyone that hes bald  then id let him go

Answer 4

call the law

and ask for the reward lol

Answer 5

Torture him and make him do everything that the Qaran forbids him to do, make him drink liquor, make him smoke pot, make him have threesome s*x with American woman and a Jewish woman showing hair, make a portrait of prophet Mohamad and make him anal him. Make him p**s on the Holy Qaran and force him to admit he is a Christian, there will be no greater disgrace for him.

Answer 6

Shoot him in the face with a water gun till he drowns.

Answer 7

I'd go, hey are you osama bin laden?

and he'd go, yes

so i'd say, wow u were in the paper

and he'd say, yeah, several times

and then i'd say bye and go eat some fruit

Answer 8

I'd ask him how it feels to be framed for 9/11. Let's be honest here, we still don't know who did it, and the famous bin Laden tape was derided as an obvious fake given to the US for money.

Our government and media are lying and covering up incompetence and criminal misconduct.

Answer 9

The answers here are really interesting, but what can you do without a shovel?

•  Osama bin Laden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia  

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•  Bhutto: Omar Shiekh Murdered Osama Bin Laden : Stop The ACLU  

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•  Location of Osama bin Laden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia  

... to Bin Laden as being "murdered" by Omar Saeed Sheikh. ... Frost over the World - Benazir Bhutto - 02 Nov 07 ^ News of the World. v • d • e. Osama bin Laden ...

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•  Bhutto: Osama bin Laden murdered " More shameless remarks by Larko  

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•  Digital Journal - Benazir Bhutto on Al Jazeera: Osama Bin Laden ...  

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7. Benazir Bhutto said Osama bin Laden was dead

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9. JAZZ from h**l: Benazir Bhutto said Osama bin Laden was dead

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11. Benazir Bhutto: Omar Sheikh Killed Osama Bin Laden " OpinionBug.com

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Answer 10

Ask him for some spare change

Answer 11

I'd ask him if he knew where his brother Bin Laden was.

Answer 12

Beat the mother-loving c**p out of him, turn him over to the FBI, and get the $25 million reward.

Answer 13

make him do crossword puzzles but always make a two intercepting clues impossible so he'd never finish one...how annoying!

oh, and then id rip his f*cken skin off with tweezers

Answer 14

Offer him a ham sandwich and a Coors beer.

Answer 15

First, I'd tranquilize him and tie him to a chair.

Then I'd sprinkle him with Holy Water, bring in a priest to exorcise him, hand him a Bible, a Torah, and a copy of Confuianism's Tai Te Chi, and all of the other religious books ever written in Human History - everything EXCEPT a copy of the Koran - he probably has millions of copies already...

I'd shave his beard, dance around him to celebrate my victory, hit him on the head, and when he wakes up, hug him to show that there's still hope even for a person destined to burn in h**l...

I'd smack his face really hard to wake him up to the reality beyond his own little world, give him a heavy dose of antidepressants, make him watch an inspirational movie about Life and the earth...

Then I'd leave him tied to the same chair in his stinky tent(which I'd have had blessed by the priest), get in the military chopper waiting outside, then I'd proceed in dropping a powerful nuclear bomb (created by Al-Qaeda) on Al-Qaeda's main base (where each of its members are, by now,  tied to individual chairs in similar stinky tents AND where Al-Qaeda's complete weapons arsenal are housed)...

That's the end of Osama Bin Laden. Farewell, I hope you enjoy h**l, dear Laden - unless by some miracle you achieve salvation.

Answer 16

Give him a s*x-change operation with a rusty knife, then send him back to Afhanistan as a (really ugly) woman to be treated the way Afghans treat their women.

Answer 17

if i had a weapon i'd blow his head off, no weapon, i'd use my hands to choke every breath out of him. he'd be dead no matter what.