What would you do if you accidentally killed someone? ?

Question

What would be the first few thoughts in your head? Say, it was you or him/her. What would you do?

Answer 1

go to the police

Answer 2

1. Take their socks

2. Get a shrink ray

3. Get a dinner roll

4. Get butter

5. Get a blueberry

6. Get a piece of raw chicken

7. Get 2 toothpicks

8. Get a toaster

You will take that person's socks because you will have cold feet from killing them.

You need the shrink ray because you will shrink them so the police can't find that person. You will take that person to a secluded town in the U.S.  You will need a dinner roll for that person to live off of for the rest of their life. They are tiny and don't need much food so they can live off an entire dinner roll.

You will need butter to compliment the taste of the rich, soft, fluffy dinner roll.

You will need a blueberry to protect the small, miniscule head of your killed person

You will need the slippery piece of raw chicken to slide your person on carefully, without hurting the victim.

You will need 2 toothpicks to stick in the raw chicken and glide over carefully.

You will need a toaster to toast your dinner roll and butter, for that final crispy, lovely, crunchy bread.

Answer 3

first, if it's "you him/her" that's murder, not an accident. For a real accident, i would dial 911 of course.