What would you do if you came home and?

Question

your dog accosted you with: "I've been to the neighbour's dog, and he eats at the table with all the family, off nice plates, and before eating they all hold hands and paws and say grace; I eat on the floor out of n ugly plastic bowl all alone! You treat me like a dog!"?

Answer 1

Yes but I CARE about you, and don't project my selfish desires on you by thinking if it's good for ME, it's good for YOU. You're healthy and the neighbor's dogs are fat, overfed, worthless canines who will probably die early of heart disease and who knows what.

Now go chase those d*** turkeys off the lawn and fetch the ball!

Answer 2

do u wanna be treated better???

Answer 3

That's because you are a dog...!