What would you do if you could become invisible?

Question

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/56361/Science-close-to-making-the-invisible-man

As in this news report. .

I would like to go into schools and torment all the bullies, make them laughing stocks!!! Twist ears, cut off hair, the mind boggles.

Answer 1

sneak on a plane go and find david beckham and ooohhh rebbecca loose lips wouldnt hav e nothing on me lol

Answer 2

I would get a violation if I told you LOL

Answer 3

The list is too long to say but here is a sample:

REVENGE -- just imagine the fun.... pretending to be a ghost and scaring your enemies to death !

BANK -- no need to ask for an overdraft.... just take it, LOL

etc etc  etc

Answer 4

Paint myself human

Answer 5

I'd torture the one person who hurt me most. It wouldn't be hard, I'd just taunt the fat cow with food and never let her have it. It would be flying all around her but she just wouldn't get it...mwahahaaha lol

Answer 6

I would sneak into Mordor.

Answer 7

That's a good one. Cause mischief at my local shopping center and everyone would be wondering what's happening lol!

Or on a Saturday, I'd go to an Arsenal match, tickle the opposition's goalkeeper so Arsenal could score. Or maybe go to one of Lamborghini's showrooms and nick a Spyder Gallardo!

Answer 8

I couldn't possibly write it as children are often in here.

But it would involve the Australian netball team and a lot of baby oil.

Answer 9

Girls locker rooms (of course) haha

I would obviously go round shaving peoples heads, too

and screaming to shock people

Eve is wrong!!

in this paper i read this morning, the Jakarta Post (indonesia) they say that australian scientists have made a material that can bend light in 3 dimensions, so making the user invisible! cool ey?, ill give it 3-4 years to be able to own an invisibility cloak like harry potter!

Answer 10

rob a bank

Answer 11

sneak into the girls changing rooms and hide in corner.

Answer 12

Firstly I'd have to fitted with a silencer as well because I know I'd make stupid involuntary noises.. For instance if I was nosing around someones house I know I'd make pffft noises.

I think I would like to be invisible in Chatsworth house so that after closing I could prance about pretending the house and gardens were mine albeit for one night only!

Answer 13

I'd sit at my computer and answer peoples Questions  

Answer 14

I would attend all televised political debates and keep flicking the debaters that I didn't like in the back of the head

Answer 15

Change the report  card grades, append a few zeros on to my bank account balance, ....

Answer 16

Do rude things to politicians (not that rude!) while they were making important speeches and see them squirm with embarrassment.

Answer 17

I would go into the Pakistan Mountains and somehow get Bin Laden and bring him back to the families of those kill on 9/11 (who are invisible by the way) and let them at him.  

Answer 18

I would jump on a plane go to Zimbabwe and get rid of Robert Mugabe.

Answer 19

Naughty, naughty things.

Answer 20

Play tricks lol

Answer 21

I'm afraid that could never happen.

Answer 22

Ooooo.  Use  your  imagination  LOL!

Answer 23

I'd start the day confusing my partner as she viewed cornflakes and toast fly through the kitchen. Then I'd wander down the steet to work holding a cat and singing a song about how good it is to be a levetating speaking cat. When at work I would stand behind co-workers when they are typing, pressing random buttons on their keypads. As I'm a teacher i would do my lessons, but would sneak up upon misbehaving students, knocking all of their books to the floor.

for lunch i'd wander the town stealing crisps out of people's crisp packets and maybe some chips. In the evening i'd stand by my local football club's away goal, knocking wide shots into the net.

I'd finnish the day stealing beer in the local pub.

Answer 24

torment the h**l out of the mother inlaw : see your ref to bullies