What would you do if you farted in a dead-silent room?

Question

My friend and I were talking about our greatest fears and farting in a quiet room came up.

Answer 1

Be like EW Who the h**l was that?

Answer 2

I would say sorry and then laugh ^^

Answer 3

point and laugh at one of my sisters.

Answer 4

be like omg that guy or girl is stupid

Answer 5

Change your ring tone to your cell to f**t sounds and say someone's calling you.

Answer 6

laugh and blame it on some1 next 2 me lol. try not 2 turn red haha

Answer 7

i wouldn't see a problem if there was only me and my friend in a quiet room,who cares how loud i pumped!!only me and them would hear it..

where ever you be let your wind blow free, in church or chapel let it rattle..

Answer 8

Oh, I've done that already. It echoed too. XD That was a good day...

Answer 9

blame the person next to me. or not say anything, and act like it wasn't me. :D

Answer 10

Pick up my phone and start talking, explain that it was my ringtone =]

Answer 11

Laugh about it. It's better than trying to come up with a good joke.

Answer 12

Depending on who was in the room at the time.

If it was someone special--look at the person next to me, and give them a disgusted look.

If it was people I'm normally with--laugh along.