What would you do if you found out that

Question

your dog was suing you, because you kept calling it "dog", instead of "canine species", and it was derogatory to the dog?

Answer 1

Dogs have no standing.

Answer 2

Put him to sleep.

Answer 3

Counter sue for a frivolous lawsuit. You might get rich out of this deal.....stranger things have happened.

Answer 4

I would be wondering where he came up with the retainer for the attorney.

Answer 5

I'd take it out in the woods and shoot the *****.