What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator malfunction with Osama Bin Laden?

Question

What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator malfunction with Osama Bin Laden?

Answer 1

Stand there like a piece of road kill

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I am not in any state of mind to play a supper hero

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I would just keep my mouth shut cause I might say something bad and he would have one of he 5 guards kick my rear end up between my ears

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If he can live in a cave for how many years and still have a fellowing well need I say more

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Then I would keep my mouth shut cause who in their right mind would believe me

My ride in an elevator with Bin Laden that got stopped

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Answer 2

Call the cops? It's not like he speaks English and will recognise what you're doing. And why would he be in a lift in Australia anyway? :)

Answer 3

Unplug his dialysis machine. And then hit him with it.

Answer 4

I would try to convince him that differences could be resolved through peaceful talks and that nothing can be achieved by resorting to violence against innocent people.

Answer 5

Please, don't get me excited!

Answer 6

I'll tell him not to emulate criminals like Bush and his Zionist government, at least not to cause harm to innocent people.

Answer 7

I'ld kill him.

Remeber that he's wanted : Dead or Alive in the US

and I would not even be charged for murder, as he's a terrorist.

And, I am defending myself too.

After he's dead, I'll drag his body to a local cop shop and demand the $25 MILLION reward too. Or how-ever much it is...

Answer 8

I will break his legs so that he can't run anymore.

Answer 9

I've read a few interviews with him from high academic sources, this bears no reflection on what I think of his political views, but he's an exceptional articulate and intelligent man with a very interesting family background and history. I'd like to have a chat and a smoke with him, thats all.

Answer 10

first (because this is totally fiction) i'd pull out my tazer gun... stun him.. and then I'd (because we'd be in the elevator for ages) pull out a massive lot of water (from my shopping) maybe 20-40 litres and id make him drink it all.. I'd also pick a few chili's/wasabi off my shopping trolley make him eat them and then yes of course.. I'd boot him right up the behind.. a goal I think everyone within there right mind should accomplish