What would you do if you had a brain?

Question

What would you do if you had a brain?

Answer 1

i have one

Answer 2

i usually think by foot.

Answer 3

Oh! This question would never arise!

We would be already on the job, doing something or other with it!

Answer 4

You mean you can't differentiate between one who has and one who hasn't..... really sad!! Go get one before it gets too late.

Answer 5

Eat it. Because I am hungry and it is tasty.

Answer 6

i do have a brain

Answer 7

Ask my d**k to return control to it.

Answer 8

I would be happy I wasn't sitting around wandering what i would do if i had a brain.

Answer 9

everybody's got a brain but the people who doesnt know how to use it are failures and the ones who know how to use are the winners.....

and sometimes i am a failure and sometimes a winner...

Answer 10

solve puzzles to win minor prizes

Answer 11

I have 4,387,102,900,424,748,168,482,002.

Answer 12

I would while away the hours, conversing with the flowers, talking with the rain...

With the thoughts I'd be thinking, I could be another Lincoln, if I only had a brain.

Answer 13

it'd be a first

Answer 14

i would stop dwelling and get on with life!!

Answer 15

I DO HAVE A BRAiN NOW PLZ ANSWER MiNE!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 16

i would get it brainwashed by the media that  throws at you these days  (sarcasm)

Answer 17

Cut it out and give it to you.

Answer 18

ill be on yahoo.answers

Answer 19

a spare one? hmm i do not know, thats tough.. Better put on my thinking cap.

Answer 20

maybe i could have some of those migrains with pictures that some people call thoughts

Answer 21

I really wouldn't know!!!

Play with it maybe...Isn't it a new Toy?

Answer 22

If You had a brain I'd ask what could be done with it. You sounds like he's got an Asian name so I'd ask him to help me with math.... What would You do?