What would you do if you saw an alien in your backyard inspecting a shovel?

Question

What would you do if you saw an alien in your backyard inspecting a shovel?

Answer 1

Take pictures and sell them to the Inquirer.

Answer 2

I'd put him down with my .308 Win. and sell his body on Ebay.

Answer 3

I would talke lots of pictures.  No one would ever believe me.

Answer 4

Hire him as your gardener, they do good work...

Answer 5

give him or her a close up view of the shovel up side the face.

Answer 6

Yell,"I FOUND EL CHUPACABRA!"

                        or

          Make an Alien club.

Answer 7

Teach him to dig a swimming pool for me.

Answer 8

yea resolve to not drink or get high any more

Answer 9

I would say...get iron on the windows...they dont like iron.

Answer 10

Lol... you would tell the Alien... welcome to your country and if he is adjusting well to your culture and society.

Answer 11

Hmmmm.

I would walk up to him/her and try to communicate. Ask if they have something like that back home as well? The ask for a ride back with him/her coz'

I am one too. Tee hee......

Answer 12

call the cops and the enquirer

Answer 13

When I saw a group of aliens in my backyard, I hid because I didn't know their intentions.

Answer 14

i would come up to him with a knife or a frying opan (anything that would hurt him not kill) then after i would majke him my slave

Answer 15

Depends on which country he was from.

Answer 16

throw a price tag on it and sell it to him.

Answer 17

What a load of nonsense!.

Answer 18

I'd throw him a ho.

Answer 19

shoot him. :P

Answer 20

beat him with it

Answer 21

Tell him a vacuum works better, and have him go after my carpets!

Answer 22

ask him if he was taken. it would be so cool to date an alien. lol

Answer 23

offer him a drink as well!  may be he wont run after me with the shovel

Answer 24

Resolve to never drink again.

Answer 25

Point and laugh!

Answer 26

CRY SCREAM and CALL THE COPS