What would you do if you were carpooling and you had diarrhea or gas? Seriously, what would you do???

Question

What would you do if you were carpooling and you had diarrhea or gas? Seriously, what would you do???

Answer 1

Seriously? Okay, seriously!! I would lower my pantelones and Barbie panties, and I'd really have to quickly stick my butt out the window and let it (the diarrhea or soggy gas) just fly out the window. Sorry, but I'm certainly not going to doo doo in my pantalones or especially in my silk Barbie pantys.

Answer 2

if i had gas id try my best to hold it in or open the window!

if i had the runs id say i forgot something important at home and well go and try and make it to work

Answer 3

I always plan ahead. if I'm going to be carpooling or on an airplane, or trapped with a bunch of people with no way to step out for a moment I will not eat anything that has even the slightest history of giving me gas or the runs. In addition to that, I never go anyway without my trusty Pepto Bismol. Seriously, I have like 6 bottles of those pink miracle pills, in my backpack, car, suitcase, binder, even keep a few open caplets in a little baggie in my coat pocket.

If you're really stuck... just ask to pull over somewhere where there's a bathroom. It might be a little embarassing, and not everyone has been in this exact situation, but everyone has had gas, everyone has had diarrhea at some point, so everyone knows the awful feeling.

Answer 4

take a plastic bag.... maybe hold my butt cheeks together until i reached my destination.... or be smart enough to know when to stay home

Answer 5

i guess if i had a really important meeting and had to be there i would tell all of my friends of my problem then make d**n sure they were wearing gas masks.  because as it is a still just after easter week lots of people r still eating those darned hard boiled eggs.  even though i get drunk every day with the eggs i still get a bit froggy on the way to work. i guess just bring a few gas masks and be ready to laugh your *** off.

Answer 6

Imodium advanced.... does wonders