What would you do if you were fishing for trout in Main,?

Question

caught one, and it looked at your angrily, slapped you with its tail on one cheek, turned its tail and slapped you on another, screamed: "Don't you see that I am under 12 inches? You are not allowed to caught me, I am a minor!", jumped into the water and swam away, surfacing once more to shook its fin at you and shout: "And wait till I tell mamma!"?

Answer 1

I'd have to go back to my cooler and start cracking open that twelve pack I was saving for that night - start early!!!

Answer 2

I would shout back your mama yesterday and you next year. With a big grin, some butter, chive, and lemon pepper.

Answer 3

I would appologize and give her a worm for free (after I checked that the worm isn't a minor itself).

  

Answer 4

I would complain to the Dept. of Fish and Game that they are failing to teach our future generation of Trout to speak properly, " You are not allowed to caught me" ?    So much for the Maine FishSchool system.